As a child, I often dreamed of being famous and having my name splashed across the headlines. So today, I’ve decided to outline the past two and a half months of my life in headline fashion. Yes, it has been almost that long since my last blog, and maybe these headlines will help you understand how I’ve been wasting using my time.
How to Locate a Wedding Venue and Caterer On the Internet: A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words and Photoshop Makes Everything Look Better
~~~
Skype: Planning a Wedding Face to Face Without Being in the Same Room, or on the Same Continent
~~~
Hobby Lobby: My Wedding Decoration Inspiration and Darling Husband’s Nightmare
~~~
Top Ten Father Daughter Wedding Dances: Guaranteed to Make a Grown Man Cry
~~~
The Saga of the Sliding Wedding Cake, Three Men, and a Dolly.
~~~
The Antidote to Post-Wedding Exhaustion: Relaxing in a Hospital Waiting Room (While Your Father-in-law Has Heart Surgery)
~~~
The Hot Dog Dance: Breakfast Fun with Our Darling Granddaughter
~~~
Darling Husband as the Baby Whisperer: Loving on a New Grandson
~~~
A New Cure for Pet Allergies: Send the Dog Back to Europe with Your Parents
~~~
The Key to Getting Upgraded to Business Class on an 11- Hour Flight: Be Nice, Talk About Alaska, and Have a Cute Dog as a Carryon
~~~
Best Recovery Plan for Jet lag: Check Into a Hospital for Knee Surgery
~~~
Looking Up From the Operating Table: What Are Those Spots on the Ceiling?
~~~
A Patient’s Choice: Jerk the Drain Tube From Your Knee Fast or Slow
~~~
How to Get Out of Walking the Dog and Other Chores: Six Weeks on Crutches
~~~
How To Distract Your Mind From Your Knee Pain, Or, How To Rouse Your Husband Out of a Dead Sleep: Trip, Fall Over Backwards, Hit the Bed Frame on Your Descent While Simultaneously Pitching a Crutch at Your Darling Husband’s Blissfully Dreaming Head
~~~
Physical Therapy: The Potty Squat and Other Exercises
~~~
What would your headline read for the last few weeks?
